DISREGUARDIAN: 49ers Trade Up to Draft NFT of Justin Fields
Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue.
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DISREGUARDIAN: No More Pay in the NCAA
Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue.
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DISREGUARDIAN: Ron Burgundy, San Diego Icon, Dies at 23
Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue.
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Back-to-Back Last-Second Goals Lift Tritons over Gauchos
UC San Diego’s 10th-ranked women’s water polo team (7–3, 2–0 Big West) scored last-second game-winners in two tight home matchups against the No.
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How Collegiate Women’s Gymnastics Teams Are Leading the Way in Embracing Diversity
As collegiate sports teams began to don social justice-themed uniforms following 2020’s renewed calls for activism, fans took notice — that is, until
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UCSD Softball Drops Two to Utah State
The UC San Diego softball team took on Utah State University in a home doubleheader for their second series of the season on
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Tritons Close Season with Sweep of CSU Fullerton, as Howell Breaks Assist Record
In the final series of what has been a brief inaugural season as a Division I team, UC San Diego’s men’s basketball team
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No. 11 UCSD Men’s Volleyball Opens Season Against No. 2 Hawaii
Playing for the first time in almost a year, UC San Diego’s 11th ranked men’s volleyball team hosted the second-ranked University of Hawaii
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Tritons Split Series With Anteaters in Penultimate Weekend of Competition
In their final home series of the season, the UC San Diego women’s basketball team faced off against UC Irvine. The UCSD Tritons
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Athletes Are Role Models, But What Do They Teach Us?
“Athletes are role models… [but] what do they teach us?” That’s the question that former Black Panther member and politically active prisoner Mumia
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