DISREGUARDIAN: Formula One Announces Triton Grand Prix at UCSD
Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue.
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DISREGUARDIAN: Franz Wagner: The Man Behind the Potato
Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue.
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DISREGUARDIAN: Tom Brady reveals that retirement talk was ‘all a joke,’ discusses long-term plan to play for 20 MORE years
Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue.
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Men’s Volleyball Splits Series with Elite Hawaii Team
The UC San Diego men’s volleyball team (8–7, 1–2 Big West) faced off twice in one week against the third-ranked team in Division
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Three Wins in Two Days for Women’s Water Polo
UC San Diego’s women’s water polo squad had quite the productive weekend on Mar. 4 and 5, as they won both legs of
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“No War Please”: International Sport Converges with Geopolitics
This week’s shocking and unprovoked invasion of Ukraine by Russian and Belarusian forces has plunged the nation of over 43 million into conflict,
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Last-Second Heartbreak for Women’s Basketball vs. Long Beach
Fresh off a win against the University of Hawaii, the UC San Diego women’s basketball team’s hopes to build on last week’s success
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Sports Media Grapples with the Specter of “Off-Field Issues”
It hasn’t been a hot-button issue in the NFL for a few seasons, but in the 2000s and early 2010s, the NFL had
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UCSD Men’s Basketball Entertains, but Loses on Spirit Night
The UC San Diego men’s basketball team (11–13, 5–8 Big West) drew a big crowd of 1,753 on Tuesday night for Spirit Night
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The Full Nelson: UFC 271
Instead of the usual big-picture set up followed by the detailed fight breakdown, this time, we’re doing something different. Israel Adesanya and Robert
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