DISREGUARDIAN: 49ers Trade Up to Draft NFT of Justin Fields
Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue.
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DISREGUARDIAN: No More Pay in the NCAA
Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue.
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DISREGUARDIAN: Ron Burgundy, San Diego Icon, Dies at 23
Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue.
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Disreguardian: Tips For Dating During Quarantine
COVID-19 may perhaps be the biggest cockblock the modern world has ever known, single-handedly ending Tinder hookups for the foreseeable future. If you’re
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DisreGuardian: The Ethical Problem of Taking Away My Superiority Over Others
By John O’Connor, 40-year-old white man (Steven Zhou) For 2020’s DisreGuardian, 40-year-old white man John O’Connor tackles the problem of white men feeling
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Disreguardian: Hide-and-Go-Seek Club Freshman Sets School Record
Photo Courtesy Mariyah Shad/UCSD Guardian It’s been three weeks. He hasn’t gone to class because he hasn’t needed to. He’s had his food
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DisreGuardian: A day in the Life of a Zoom Student
The “Glee” cover of “Don’t Stop Believing” has been your trusty alarm sound since eighth grade. This morning was no different. You awake
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DisreGuardian ‘Submission’: Please Quarantine your Publication
The headline of this article was updated April 1st, 2020 at 10:08pm in response to public feedback about a joke that failed to
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DISREGUARDIAN: News Editor’s Life in Shambles; Publishes Hit Piece on Self
UCSD Guardian News Editor Jacob Sutherland has allegedly had one too many mental breakdowns, according to Sutherland himself. This news comes after having
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DISREGUARDIAN: Students Claim Taco Bell’s Discontinuation of Nacho Fries is “The Most Influential Thing to Happen 2020”
Outrage broke out amongst UC S– D—- students after Taco Bell announced its discontinuation of Nacho Fries. Esther Thomas, Thurgood Marshall College junior,
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