Disreguardian: Tips For Dating During Quarantine
COVID-19 may perhaps be the biggest cockblock the modern world has ever known, single-handedly ending Tinder hookups for the foreseeable future. If you’re
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DisreGuardian: The Ethical Problem of Taking Away My Superiority Over Others
By John O’Connor, 40-year-old white man (Steven Zhou) For 2020’s DisreGuardian, 40-year-old white man John O’Connor tackles the problem of white men feeling
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Disreguardian: Hide-and-Go-Seek Club Freshman Sets School Record
Photo Courtesy Mariyah Shad/UCSD Guardian It’s been three weeks. He hasn’t gone to class because he hasn’t needed to. He’s had his food
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DisreGuardian: A day in the Life of a Zoom Student
The “Glee” cover of “Don’t Stop Believing” has been your trusty alarm sound since eighth grade. This morning was no different. You awake
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DisreGuardian ‘Submission’: Please Quarantine your Publication
The headline of this article was updated April 1st, 2020 at 10:08pm in response to public feedback about a joke that failed to
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DISREGUARDIAN: News Editor’s Life in Shambles; Publishes Hit Piece on Self
UCSD Guardian News Editor Jacob Sutherland has allegedly had one too many mental breakdowns, according to Sutherland himself. This news comes after having
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DISREGUARDIAN: Students Claim Taco Bell’s Discontinuation of Nacho Fries is “The Most Influential Thing to Happen 2020”
Outrage broke out amongst UC S– D—- students after Taco Bell announced its discontinuation of Nacho Fries. Esther Thomas, Thurgood Marshall College junior,
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DisreGuardian: Quaran-tunes
Practicing social distancing like a good humanitarian? Taking other people’s lives into consideration? We sure hope you are! Like every protagonist in a
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Disreguardian: 10 Songs To Sing While You Wash Your Hands
The pandemic has everyone and their mother reminding us to wash our hands for 20 seconds, meaning that “Happy Birthday” twice is reverberating
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DisreGuardian: My Very First Zoom God
UC Zoom Diego undergraduate Sasha D. Stansing recounts their very first Zoom God ever. To comply with Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
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