Abby Offenhauser – The UCSD Guardian

Abby Offenhauser, Training & Development Director & Features Editor

Abby is a third-year Literature/Writing major, ardent listener of fiction and talk podcasts, and lover of satire.

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Your 11:30 p.m. jumpscare: Geisel’s AI closing songs

Abby Offenhauser, Outgoing Features Editor
Jun 1, 2026

2025-26 Senior Sendoffs

Pocket-Sized PhDs: Anthony Anderson

Abby Offenhauser, Outgoing Features Editor
May 25, 2026

Joining The Crane Wives’ nest in House of Blues

Abby Offenhauser, Features Editor
May 11, 2026

@yaniware takes over UCSD

Camila De La Cerda, Abby Offenhauser, and Adalia Luo
Apr 20, 2026

‘Blood, sweat, and tears’: Tritones advance to ICCA semifinals

Abby Offenhauser, Features Editor
Apr 13, 2026

DISREGUARDIAN: UCSD to open six Mattress Firms in Fall 2026

Abby Offenhauser, Features Editor
Mar 30, 2026

A new Shift Towards Hope: 320 kindergarteners and mental health education

Abby Offenhauser and Joseph Lee
Mar 9, 2026

‘We are all a part of this ecosystem’: Community members speak on Balboa parking fees

Abby Offenhauser and Svetlana Hohol
Feb 17, 2026

After a year of budget cuts, UCSD researchers navigate new future

Abby Offenhauser and Ashley Djunaedi
Jan 20, 2026

Students spearhead booming labor organizing and advocacy at UCSD

Abby Offenhauser and Svetlana Hohol
Jan 5, 2026

Forces of evil, meet UCSD Batman

Abby Offenhauser, Features Editor
Nov 24, 2025

REVISITED: ChatGPT goes to college

Abby Offenhauser, Features Editor
Nov 3, 2025

A closer look at ERC’s new mural

Abby Offenhauser and Hanan Zhang
Oct 27, 2025

Third annual Korean Day Festival blends traditional and modern Korean culture

Abby Offenhauser and Sydney McDonald
Oct 13, 2025

Laid-off UCSD ENIGMA researcher speaks on NIH cuts

Abby Offenhauser, Features Editor
Sep 29, 2025

UCSD celebrates AAPI Heritage Month through the arts

Abby Offenhauser, Miriya Huie, Camila De La Cerda Rodriguez, Destiney Friday, Jacqueline Lim, Jocelyn Almanza, and Kayla Chau
May 27, 2025

A&E reviews Sun God

Abby Offenhauser, Jocelyn Almanza-Barreto, Lina Mauk, Thi Tran, Laila Del Rio, and Arshia Singh
May 5, 2025

Curating campus climate: Turning Point USA and Costco Club

Adalia Luo and Abby Offenhauser
May 1, 2025

A walk down UCSD’s quarterly Vendor Fair

Miriya Huie, Abby Offenhauser, and Sydney McDonald
Apr 28, 2025

REVISITED: Sunshine Market’s transition to Just Walk Out, 1 year later

Abby Offenhauser, Associate Features Editor
Apr 28, 2025

Making a Raas Ruckus: One UCSD dance team’s road to Coachella

Abby Offenhauser, Associate Features Editor
Apr 21, 2025

Legislating a better future: UC Student Association takes to the state Capitol

Abby Offenhauser, Associate Features Editor
Apr 7, 2025

DISREGUARDIAN: Marshall dorm names to be ‘anti-woke-ified’

Abby Offenhauser, Associate Features Editor
Mar 31, 2025

UCSD celebrates Black History Month

Abby Offenhauser, Alex Reinsch-Goldstein, Adeline Rickard, Karina Oquendo, and Ethan Erickson
Feb 24, 2025

The perfect UCSD study crawl

Abby Offenhauser, Associate Features Editor
Jan 21, 2025

UCSD’s Basic Needs resources and where to find them

Abby Offenhauser, Associate Features Editor
Jan 21, 2025

UC system cements legacy of defunding libraries with recent Geisel budget cuts

Abby Offenhauser, Staff Writer
Nov 11, 2024

For the love of language: LingUA celebrates community and communication

Abby Offenhauser, Staff Writer
Oct 14, 2024

The struggle to navigate UCSD’s career resources

Abby Offenhauser, Staff Writer
May 13, 2024

Price Center’s Sunshine Market to be converted to a Just Walk Out HDH location

Abby Offenhauser, Staff Writer
Apr 15, 2024

DisreGuardian: UCSD to switch from Dining Dollars to “Monopoly Money”

Abby Offenhauser, Staff Writer
Apr 1, 2024

Inside the HDH takeover of Audrey’s Cafe

Abby Offenhauser, Contributing Staff Writer
Feb 20, 2024

Inside Project Seismic’s Rave to End Overdose

Abby Offenhauser, Contributing Staff Writer
Jan 22, 2024

RAs Nurture Community and Wellbeing on Campus

Abby Offenhauser
Nov 13, 2023

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