All I want for Christmas is love. Warm, acid-reflex-inducing whiskey love. Mouth-watering, gut-wrenching, head-jerking love. On the liquor-store run for holiday nerve-calming cigarettes and booze, grab a bottle for the gift-less — say, a $15 plastic handle of Black Velvet. Remember, plastic is classy, and will keep giving if opened the night before when a game of strip-poker starts among friends (not family). Christmas morning is equally wicked under the influence, and “Winter Wonderland” causes aneurisms without assistance. So make this one a Black Christmas and drink up all those holiday spirits you’re trying to enhance — or drown out.
- Volume 58: Issue 10
- UC San Diego Wrapped 2024
- Trump’s cabinet selections: A sliver of hope amid great uncertainty
- Celebrating the holidays in San Diego
- Health advisories and closures issued for select San Diego County beaches
- Deshaun Watson: A descent from stardom
- Women’s basketball drops seventh straight in loss against Stanford
- 10 La Jolla small businesses with the best gifts
- AS Senate amends proposed budget cuts affecting student organizations
- A&E celebrates the winter holidays
