All I want for Christmas is love. Warm, acid-reflex-inducing whiskey love. Mouth-watering, gut-wrenching, head-jerking love. On the liquor-store run for holiday nerve-calming cigarettes and booze, grab a bottle for the gift-less — say, a $15 plastic handle of Black Velvet. Remember, plastic is classy, and will keep giving if opened the night before when a game of strip-poker starts among friends (not family). Christmas morning is equally wicked under the influence, and “Winter Wonderland” causes aneurisms without assistance. So make this one a Black Christmas and drink up all those holiday spirits you’re trying to enhance — or drown out.
Focus Editor: Black Velvet
Dec 4, 2008
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