Bedtime Stories

What if you told your favorite bedtime story and it came true? What if you could then make up any story, and it happened in real life? What if Adam Sandler took advantage of this fact and tried to get laid and make a lot of money off your gift? What if a midget kicked him in the shins as a result? What if Adam Sandler then tried to live out his fantasy to be a cowboy, a gladiator, a wizard and a spaceman in the span of 90 minutes? What if Disney gave the OK and spent gobs of dough to turn Adam Sandler’s dream into a reality? What if I told you this is an actual movie coming out on Christmas Day called “Bedtime Stories”? Would you go see it? Of course you would. In theaters Dec. 25.