Everyone I meet knows three things about me: my name, my pronouns, and the fact that I love Chobani Flips. For those woefully uninformed, Chobani Flips are individually portioned cups of yogurt with an...

From a very young age, I was sure that all I wanted to do with my life was play soccer. I began playing at the age of three and fell in love with the sport before I even knew who I was. It was easy...

With eight weeks remaining in the school year, our team decided that we want to make the most of every single one of them. What better way to do that than a bucket list? Each of us has chosen a goal or...

What do Shawn Mendes and the San Diego Dumpling Fest have in common? Being Canadian. This March, Dumpling Fest came to San Diego all the way from the Land of the Maple Leaf. As an avid maple syrup consumer...

March 28, 2022. That was my first day of Spring Quarter at college. I had three classes that day, one of which I would end up replacing. My iPad was either dead or I had forgotten to bring it, which I...

Editor’s note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue. Features will resume publishing normal content...

Editor’s note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue. Lifestyle will resume publishing normal content...

Editor’s note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue. Features will resume publishing normal content...

Editor’s note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue. Features will resume publishing normal content...

When I first saw a Birch Aquarium Instagram post showing students doing yoga on its deck with a gorgeous sunset view, I was immediately jealous and even a bit annoyed — how do I always miss the best...

On a Saturday morning, Julio and Kelly set out from La Jolla. It was 9 a.m. — early for these college students’ schedules. Julio drives a Toyota 4Runner, and Kelly drives a Jeep Renegade, both cars...

“Where is home for you?” This common question is never an easy one for me. After what feels like endless deliberation, I tend to settle on: “It’s complicated.” Though I was born in the United...