Timothée Chalamet’s yearnful delivery of “It’s no use, Jo” in Greta Gerwig’s 2019 adaptation of “Little Women” lives rent free in my head. I mean, who wouldn’t swoon over the classic gentleman in white, puffy long sleeves, pouring his heart out to his beloved? Unless you’re a certified bookworm, you might not realize this story isn’t actually about romance, but rather a celebration of womanhood and sisterhood. Jo, Meg, Amy, and Beth March continue to be loved by readers across the world, 150 years after Louisa May Alcott’s novel first hit shelves in 1868.
This Women’s History Month, it feels fitting that we revisit the March sisters, not just as literary icons, but as the role models that continue to connect women across generations. This doesn’t just mean a 10th rewatch of Gerwig’s masterpiece or a cozy reread of Alcott’s novel over spring break — though I do strongly support both. Instead, it’s about paying attention to the story’s reminder that women are beautifully intricate, and there isn’t one way to define being a woman.
Whether you’re a loyal book reader or an avid movie watcher, take this personality quiz to find out which of the March sisters you are. No matter which sister you get, I hope you see a bit of yourself in her and appreciate those qualities a little extra this month. So, speak your mind, follow your ambitions, love loudly, and always stay true to yourself — even if the world tries to tear you down. The girls are here for you, no matter what century it may be.
1. It may be the mid-1800s, but the tea is still piping hot! New neighbors have just moved in. What are you texting your sisters in the group chat?
A. “Wait, stop! Should we invite them over for tea?”
B. “OMG! OMG! OMG! Who could they be? Are they cute?”
C. “What music do you think they like?”
D. “Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s go over there!”
2. Pick a Chalamet character to accompany you to the ball
A. Peach aficionado Elio Elio Elio from “Call Me by Your Name”
B. Ping-pong prodigy Marty from “Marty Supreme”
C. Whimsical Willy Wonka from “Wonka”
D. Desert-born heir Paul Atreides from “Dune”
3. If Meryl Streep was your on-screen aunt, what would you ask her when the cameras aren’t rolling?
A. “You look astounding. What’s your base routine?”
B. “No tea, no shade, but why is there just now going to be a sequel to ‘The Devil Wears Prada’?”
C. “What’s your favorite ABBA song?”
D. “So, who’s actually Sophie’s baby daddy in ‘Mamma Mia!’? My lips are sealed!”
4. You want to get married, but your lover is practically broke. What do you do?
A. Send the invitations out! You love them, and that’s all that matters
B. Thank you, next
C. Make some extra money selling pastries and save up for a small ceremony
D. The confines of marriage … how nauseating
5. It wouldn’t be the 19th century without a cup of tea! Which flavor are you choosing?
A. Good ol’ chamomile with honey
B. Rose with a dash of sugar
C. Calming cup of lavender
D. Caffeine-infused Earl Grey
6. Be honest: Which sibling stereotype do you most resonate with?
A. The oldest, who is basically the parent
B. The free-spirited yet spoiled only child
C. The youngest who can get away with almost anything
D. The middle child who’s in their own bubble
7. Which of these quotes speaks most to you?
A. “Just because my dreams are different than yours doesn’t mean they’re unimportant”
B. “I want to be great, or nothing”
C. “It’s like the tide going out. It goes out slowly, but it can’t be stopped”
D. “You will be bored of him in two years, and we will be interesting forever”
Results:
Mostly As: Meg March
Logical and sensible with a dash of elegance, you’re Meg March — the oldest of the March sisters. If you’re the designated mom of the friend group, you’re in the right place. You have that nurturing side that only a few possess. Luxury is your middle name, but you’re willing to put that desire aside if that means infinite love and happiness. With an eye for style, you definitely don’t mind attending a ball or two!
Mostly Bs: Amy March
Driven, graceful, and artistic, you’re Amy March — the youngest of the March sisters. You’re the kind of person who knows what they want and does everything in their power to make it happen. You may be a retired wild child, but have come to realize that grace is the ultimate way to go.
Mostly Cs: Beth March
In the chaos of life, you have a rare, gentle presence that puts people at ease — you’re Beth March. You’re always putting others first, something that just comes naturally to you. You have a quiet heart and a shy nature, and you’re perfectly fine with that. A cozy night in sounds so much better than going out — having tea with your sisters is more fun anyway!
Mostly Ds: Jo March
The ultimate go-getter, you’re Jo March. You march to the beat of your own drum and are perfectly fine with a couple of side-eyes and raised eyebrows. Sure, you may come across as a little stubborn and short-tempered, but deep down, you have an enormous heart. When you believe in something — especially your dreams — you go all in.
