The physical layout of the Verano condos is, for lack of a
better term, ridiculously pleasant. The sprawling, garden-style complex is
characterized by long, tree-lined walkways and perfectly manicured lawns.
Hummingbirds flit restlessly among long-stemmed tropical plants that rise
serenely from countless oversized stone flowerpots, and the sparkling ivory
spires of the Mormon temple tower majestically above Verano’s quaint, tile
rooftops. The people who run the place, however, are a great deal less
inviting. The management appears to be a group of cantankerous, youth-hating
security enthusiasts who get a kick out of towing cars from the complex’s
limited open parking areas, and as for maintenance — don’t count on getting
that broken dryer fixed anytime soon.
Address: 7503 Charmant Drive
