For the Romantics
The Beach Boys — "God Only Knows"
The Moldy Peaches — "Anyone Else But You"
For the Dumped
Joy Division — "Love Will Tell Us Apart"
Lilly Allen — "Smile"
For the Cheeseballs
Foreigner — "I Wanna Know What Love Is"
Brian McKnight — "Back at One"
For the Horny
Tila Tequila — "Sex"
Prince — "Sex"
Gunter — "Ding Dong Song"
Adam and the Ants — "Sex"
The Pipettes — "Sex"
Ice-T — "Sex"
