What? You got shot? Nine times? Sounds like a ludicrous premise for a film, but Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson is all about ludicrous. Fitty’s 117-minute masturbation session is G-Unit’s version of mentor Eminem’s “8-Mile,” but without the gritty and natural presence of Marshall Mathers, Kim Basinger and Brittany Murphy. “Get Rich or Die Tryin’” is a tour of forced acting headlined by a rapper with a bloated head. Fitty, getting plugged doesn’t make you hardcore; you’ll need to die first (see Tupac and Notorious B.I.G.). So please, die already.
- Volume 58: Issue 10
- UC San Diego Wrapped 2024
- Trump’s cabinet selections: A sliver of hope amid great uncertainty
- Celebrating the holidays in San Diego
- Health advisories and closures issued for select San Diego County beaches
- Deshaun Watson: A descent from stardom
- Women’s basketball drops seventh straight in loss against Stanford
- 10 La Jolla small businesses with the best gifts
- AS Senate amends proposed budget cuts affecting student organizations
- A&E celebrates the winter holidays
