The camera pans over a teenage girl with very large breasts, wearing a thin t-shirt, deep in thought. Suddenly, out of a sheer impulse she yells, “Wait, so Jason died by water and Freddy by fire?” Quite an astute observation — thanks for the input.
Don’t expect dark, scary alleyways and hell-raising horror in this film. The actors and actresses sure are hot, but who would want to miss Jason with Freddy in a headlock? As a bonus, “Freddy vs. Jason” adds Kelly Rowland from Destiny’s Child as a token cameo.
Failing miserably at its attempts to spook the audience, this hilarious excuse for a horror flick lacks all the conventions of a horror film. As the movie travels down a road of various wet t-shirt scenes to an ultimate climax of Freddy elbow-dropping Jason as he yells “Why won’t you die,” one learns to almost enjoy this film as a hidden comedy.
