1. How did Spring Quarter registration go?
A. Are you kidding me? You set three alarms so you could snatch the classes you planned back in Spring Quarter 2025.
B. Only classes in Franklin Antonio Hall would do — you have high standards after all.
C. You chose the same classes as all your friends! Who cares that you are completely different majors?
D. Piece of cake, but you did have to remind your friends to not miss their enrollment times.
2. How often have you attended classes since Week 1?
A. Whenever you have time between studying for your never-ending midterms
B. Most of the time, except when tanning all day on Marshall Field sounds like a better option
C. Only when your friends go — it’s no fun without them there.
D. You’ve never missed a lecture in your life! That tuition is not going to waste.
3. What have you been listening to while studying for your midterms?
A. The lo-fi beats of “cozy coffee shop Pomodoro timer” YouTube videos
B. Your perfectly curated 2016 summer playlist that has 80,000 saves — you’re practically a Spotify microinfluencer.
C. Your friends’ chronically-online brainrot jokes in a Geisel Library study room
D. The entire discography of your Spotify Wrapped top artist on repeat
4. What has been your go-to study spot this quarter?
A. WongAvery Library: The silence is a nice break from your jam-packed schedule.
B. Art of Espresso: You’re performativemaxxing with a matcha in one hand and an Apple Pencil in the other.
C. Your residence hall’s common room: Spending time with your friends is the best way to study!
D. Marshall Field: You brought a picnic blanket, umbrella, and portable charger to enjoy the outdoors.
5. Which campus event have you attended?
A. Study Jam at The Loft
B. TREND’s THRiFTMANiA
C. Associated Students Concert and Events’ The Button
D. ASCE’s Horizon
6. What tedious tasks have you been avoiding lately?
A. Deciding if you need to P/NP that one class to save your GPA
B. Finally ending things with the situationship you lost interest in but kept around for the story likes
C. Responding to your group chat to solidify your Friday frat-hopping plans
D. Finishing your hand-bedazzled Sun God fit — only about 16 more hours to go
Mostly A’s: Midterms over music
You’re not super big on partying, so you’ll be focused on checking off your to-do list and calculating what grade you need on your next exam to save your GPA. But even as midterms creep around the corner, don’t completely stop yourself from enjoying your weekend. Try cafe-hopping off campus, so you can still get in on the fun while locking in. Or take a break with your study buddies on RIMAC Field for a few hours — a little group bonding soundtracked by Dominic Fike never hurt anyone! While your friends have cleared out their post-Sun God Sunday morning schedules for sleeping off their hangovers, you’re looking forward to having an empty dorm and noise-canceling headphones to get you through the weekend.
Mostly B’s: Digicam diehard
This is your Coachella 2016, as you’ve made obvious through your Pinterest board with over 200 pictures saved for outfit inspiration. Charge your camera, make your best friend your professional photographer for the day, and pick the perfect song and caption combo for the Instagram post you’ll spend all night working on. Don’t forget to overuse the Rio De Janeiro filter in your several story collages. People will line up — not for barricade, but in your DMs — for all of your fit details. Check what size bags are allowed into the festival and make sure all your backup accessories fit.
Mostly C’s: Super socialite
You don’t recognize the name Dominic Fike, but you don’t care. The social opportunity of a festival excites you more than any headliner could. Begin by getting your friend group together to thrift coordinated looks and customize your accessories, then get a head start on planning out a snack display for the pre-festival dayger you’re hosting. You’ll be thankful for the fuel when you spend more of Sun God climbing onto shoulders and dancing with strangers than actually listening to the music. Most importantly, though, be prepared with an apology gift for your neighbors when the after-party inevitably keeps them up all night.
Mostly D’s: Festival fanatic
This isn’t your first rodeo; you likely have all the lyrics to Dominic Fike deep cuts memorized and have been thrifting pieces for your fit since May 4, 2025. To prepare, remember that the entry line gets long and gets long fast. Make sure to have a protein-packed breakfast and line up early if you want to be at the barricade. Don’t forget a portable charger, so you have enough battery life to record Mike Sherm’s full set, sunscreen, and a reusable water bottle to fuel your full day of dancing. Check out The UCSD Guardian’s timeless Sun God do’s and don’ts from 2015 for more tips!





The Koala 1995 • Apr 30, 2026 at 2:50 am
Pro tip: Beer with your cereal is a choice. I’m not saying it is a good choice, I am saying it is a choice I made