OFF CAMPUS — To test your new love interest’s taste for adventure — a trait that will likely come in handy later on — take her to a place that’s all about flavor: Punjabi Tandoor. Order her the tikka masala (or paneer if she’s vegetarian), and observe her reaction. The right girl won’t hesitate to lump the curry over rice, shove it onto naan and inhale the whole thing in seconds. Listen for noises a la “When Harry Met Sally” — food this good isn’t far from orgasmic.
There are few good things in life: sex, drugs, chocolate, and Punjabi Tandoor. You deserve someone who can appreciate each to the fullest. Anyone who isn’t head over heels for this place is probably wrong for you — or, at the very least, is mediocre in bed.
