No, that waterslide you saw this past Friday wasn’t a flashback of 2009 Sun God Festival debauchery. (Let’s face it — 2009’s Sun God wasn’t epic enough to warrant flashbacks anyway.)
This time, there was foam. After being denied a place at the proverbial inn of the Student Center block party last Wednesday, a joint SD Board Club and Koala effort aimed its sights on Library Walk for Friday. But, after a classic Paul Terzino cockblock, the affair was relocated: Bikini- and board-short-clad folks were forced to trek over to Sun God Lawn, where the blue tarp was rolled out and the leaf blower turned on full blast.