- Hand sanitizer (Porta potties are not pretty.)
- Sunscreen (While magical, the Sun God will not protect you from melanoma.)
- Hydrate (Water before, water during, water after. Think Aquatica because if you don’t hydrate, SeaWorld will.)
- Meditation and yoga (Deep breaths — not a panic attack. Yes, you will get to hear STRFKR; calm down.)
What to Bring
- Phone (and phone charger because someone needs to have an obnoxious Snapchat barrage.)
- Disposable camera (If you borrow your uncle’s Nikon D4, chances are you’ll have to flee the country and find a wig.)
- Cellphone cardholder (Keep your friends close and your ID card closer.)
- Chapstick (Channel your inner Sasha Fierce with confidence knowing your lips are protected.)
What NOT to Bring
- Cash (There are vendors, but let’s be real: Save your money for something with nutritional value that won’t strip your credit card of its dignity.)
- Instruments (Okay, you’re a snake charmer, I believe you. But, please, leave your flute at home, or you’ll be sent home by security.)
- Pictures of Snoop Dogg (Just because you printed out a Tumblr photoset does not mean Snoopie’s going to sign it.)
- Your selfie stick (Is it too much trouble to ask a nearby festival-goer for a photo? You might even make a friend or two, or a mortal enemy, in the process.)
- Your mother (Sorry, Mum, but this would only work in theory. You don’t want to know what goes down at the festival.)
- Your chihuahua (High chance of losing your best friend in the crowd — meaning, leave.)
- Backpack (This ain’t no Dora the Explorer, honey.)
- Nintendo 3DS (Sorry, but why would you want to Streetpass when you could Bonkey Kong around?)
- Drugs (To be blunt, no.)
What to Wear
- Headband (You do want to see Snoop Dog, right?)
- Converse (classically comfy)
- Thrifted fanny pack (Although the term is highly offensive to Australians, matronly accessories are the new black this year.)
- Baseball hat (Show off your obnoxious pride while preventing your head from developing a malignant skin cancer.)
- A watch (Time is a social construct, but anyone that’s out of time is out of mind.)
- Sunglasses (So nobody will see the midterm bags under your eyes.)
What not to Wear
- Light-colored clothing (This is not a stain-resistant environment. Don’t spend your post-Sun God Festival Monday morning hunting down a Tide to Go bleach pen.)
- Sandals (Protect your phalanges. They don’t grow back.)
- Skinny jeans (Dancing just isn’t possible in these death traps.)
- Jacket (This is the Sun God Festival not the Arctic. Might want to get a refund for your easy three-step online degree in geography. De nada.)
- Chunky jewelry (You never know when someone will use your own adornments against you.)
- Your retainer (Your orthodontist will forgive you, but let’s be real: You haven’t worn it for the past month. Don’t tell him I said that!)
Time Sensitive Mixed Drinks
Got an hour?
Berry-flavored liquor
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Champagne
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Basil leaves
Got a few minutes?
Planter’s punch (in the face)
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Rum
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Lemon juice
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Grenadine syrup
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Fruit juice (Based on personal preference. But please, refrain from using Kool-Aid, cause that ain’t crunk)
Got about thirty seconds?
Fireball
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Apple juice
Julianne Luong • May 9, 2023 at 10:20 am
Could I use this Sun God graphic in a Sun God recycling guide?
adviser • May 10, 2023 at 10:35 am
Hi Julianne,
Thanks for reaching out! You can send us an email at [email protected] to discuss permissions of use for our images.