DISREGUARDIAN: 49ers Trade Up to Draft NFT of Justin Fields
Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue.
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AuthorPraveen Nair
Back-to-Back Last-Second Goals Lift Tritons over Gauchos
UC San Diego’s 10th-ranked women’s water polo team (7–3, 2–0 Big West) scored last-second game-winners in two tight home matchups against the No.
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Tritons Close Season with Sweep of CSU Fullerton, as Howell Breaks Assist Record
In the final series of what has been a brief inaugural season as a Division I team, UC San Diego’s men’s basketball team
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No. 11 UCSD Men’s Volleyball Opens Season Against No. 2 Hawaii
Playing for the first time in almost a year, UC San Diego’s 11th ranked men’s volleyball team hosted the second-ranked University of Hawaii
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Social Media Bans Are About More Than Just Free Speech
Last Monday, following over a month in exile after being dropped from Amazon Web Services, Google’s Play Store, and Apple’s App Store, the
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UCSD Women’s Water Polo Outlasts SDSU in Triple Overtime, 9-8
After almost a year off, UC San Diego’s 10th-ranked women’s water polo team defeated No. 17 crosstown rival San Diego State University in
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Men’s Golf Tees Off First D-I Season at Orange County Collegiate Classic
Beginning their first-ever season in Division I, UC San Diego’s men’s golf team opened their 2020-21 season on the Coto de Caza golf
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The Modern Civil War Over History
Before leaving office, President Trump established a commission to make American history reverse its trend of being “anti-American.” The subsequent report has led
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Tritons Drop Two Straight Vs. Long Beach State
Despite some strong individual performances, UC San Diego’s women’s basketball team (2–5, 2–5 Big West) was unable to take a game from the
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Whose Street is Wall Street?
If there is anything that the ongoing pandemic, the unusually fraught transfer of power, a generational economic crisis, and a refreshed reckoning with
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