ON CAMPUS — Nothing makes you look more like an asshole than walking around with a baby coffee cup. For a mere dollar in the honor-system basket, you can have your own “small” coffee at the Mandeville cart, which is much tinier than the standard size (and cheaper). Heck, the burn-proof sleeves don’t even fit (some choose to up the douche factor by leaving their sleeves awkwardly dangling and inverted). Totally impractical, but that’s not the point. You get to drink the best coffee on campus and smile like an idiot as you strut down Library Walk with your “I’m a dick” cup. It’s like a midget middle finger to conformity.
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