Warren College Res Life Staff
George W. Bush
Sierra Summit
Campus Crusade
UC Berkeley (your fucking initials are UCB — not UC, you arrogant pricks)
Reid Monaster
Chancellor Dynes (and his posse)
Doc Khaleghi
Jim Stephens (for old times’ sake)
Muir Academic Advising
Parking Wanna-be Cops
Arnel Guiang
UJS & MSA
The Aladdin Hotel Staff
Kirsten Dunst (Did you know she’s a Muir student?)
The Visual Arts Department
Jack Stroman
Groundwork Bookstore (Why the hell don’t you take Visa? As if we have cash — we’re students.)
