Kick up your heels and shine them shoes ‘mdash; A.S. is set to round out the year with (insert eyeroll) Senior PROMiscuous. Featuring ‘City of Dope’ hero Zion I and lesser-known LAZRtag as openers, the campus dance party PROMises to be, according to the PEG booklet, ‘that prom you saw in corny teen movies and never had.’ Silver tinsel, screechy cheerleaders and horny jocks? Oh, boy.
At least Zion I’s slick rhymes and mashup-military synths burn a brand that’s a little more legit. The same can’t be said for the LAZRtag team, a house duo as generic as apple pie. Too bad we could only afford Girl Talk once. Expect club beats, bubble dresses and a whole lotta underage freshmeat ‘mdash; if that’s your thing.
But hey, even if it’s a bit of a limp handshake for soon-to-be alumni, it’s an honest effort. Just tag it as a free pre-party for finals week, wander on over from the pub and get down with your bad side. Next week, you can hold your own keg stand.
PROMiscuous will be held at the Price Center West Ballroom on June 4.