The last thing any Indian needs is another white-guy imitation. In ‘The Love Guru,’ Mike Meyers craps out an SNL-style comedy, proving that ‘mdash; unless he’s doing voice-overs for Dreamworks ‘mdash; any movie starring the retired Austin Powers is pretty much guaranteed to lose more money than General Motors, principally by recycling every bathroom joke and drama-school accent in his limited bag o’ tricks until they’re dry as dust (and as lame as Timberlake in ‘Le Coq’). Come on ‘mdash; do we really need another quip about how teeny Verne Troyer is?