Today, January 20, 2009, Barack Obama will officially become the president of the United States of America. And that’s pretty awesome. So awesome in fact, that you don’t need to waste any bit of this vocabulary-undermining, super awesome day reading another Stealing the Shoes column.
Now set this paper aside and go watch some history happen. And once you’ve done that, grab a friend and have an awesome day getting your inauguration celebration on.
Seriously! Do it! Right this moment!