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It’s Hard to Find Butterflies On the Web

Dating in this day and age is a novel concept. Aside from uncomfortable first date movie scenes, Generation Y has little-to-no knowledge or interest in legitimate dating. This is by no means meant to be a “chivalry is dead” sort of rant. Because chivalry isn’t dead; it’s just evolved — or may I say devolved — since all a guy really has to do to impress the average girl these days is actually call her when he says he will (sad but true). ...

Ready for the Zombie-ocalypse?

Disclaimer: I read a lot of zombie literature. The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z sit on my bedside table, and I’ve already planned out my survival strategy in the event of an undead apocalypse. I don’t know if I should share the finer details, but it may or may not involve requisitioning Geisel Library and burning down the first few flights of stairs. And crossbows. Lots of crossbows. ...

Nightmares Can Sound So Sweet

Last summer, I began keeping track of my dreams. The process wasn’t formal — I’d simply wake up, struggle to recall the color of the Pope’s eyes as he stormed my apartment complex, or what I did after eating that psychedelic hard-boiled egg in Balboa Park, and then I’d jot it down to the best of my ability. ...

Color Me Blue: Arrested Development Returns

It’s back. It’s finally back. The cast and producers of Arrested Development are in talks with Showtime and Netflix about shooting and airing a short season of the cult-classic television show leading up to the release of a feature-length film. I very nearly blue myself in excitement. I’m sure somewhere out there, Tobias did too. ...