Friday, June 23, 2017

How-To Guru: Cyber Monday

Let’s face it: We barely have the motivation to get up and go to our 8 a.m. and 11 a.m. classes. Waking up at 4 a.m. to wait in line for Black Friday is...

How-To Guru: Win Back Funding

It’s been one of those long, weird weeks where the student government suddenly decides to drop all its financial support for print media on campus. To be clear, the all-knowing How-To Guru does not...

How-To Guru: Defeat the Aliens

While looking at the starry sky a fortnight ago, some of us were treated to an extra special streak of lights. The official story shepherded us into believing this event was the work of...

How-To Guru: Spread the Flu

It’s the middle of flu season, and you’ve been living your life on the wild side. You biked through that sneeze cloud like it was nobody’s business, you hugged that friend right after they...

How-To Guru: Master Sleep Deprivation

I’ll sleep when I die. This wise proverb, once said by an anonymous but deeply admired college student, has become an almost legendary folklore among the UCSD student population. With all of our profound...

How-To Guru: Helicopter Parents

Well, it looks like family weekend came and passed without any major disasters striking the university. Sure, you’ve been humiliated by your mother’s attempt to re-decorate your apartment with strings of butterfly lights to...

How-To Guru: Prep for the Undie Run

With classes now in full swing, it’s very easy to put our weight on the backburner — quite literally. Studying, partying and eating late into the night are necessary and significant parts of the...

How-to Guru: Liberate Yourself, Go Braless

What better way is there to make a difference in the world than to go braless? It’s as easy as taking off a bra. Of course, there are other concerns distracting us from these...

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