Saturday, August 19, 2017

How-To Guru: Master Sleep Deprivation

I’ll sleep when I die. This wise proverb, once said by an anonymous but deeply admired college student, has become an almost legendary folklore among the UCSD student population. With all of our profound...

How-To Guru: Read Me Online

In a final blaze of glory, the UCSD Guardian’s website is up and running again. This brings an end to the cries of sadness and confusion that became widespread among campus-wide protests after The...

How-To Guru: Keep New Year’s Resolutions

This dreadful Monday marks the end of the holiday season and vacay time. All good things must come to an end, except for our New Year resolutions. Regardless of what your resolutions are, this...

How-To Guru: Live Off the Grid

UCSD students are wild creatures: nocturnal, emotionless and generally wearing trademark dark circles and eye bags so stubborn you could brew tea with them. Many even theorize that we think in ones and zeros....

How-To Guru: Spread the Flu

It’s the middle of flu season, and you’ve been living your life on the wild side. You biked through that sneeze cloud like it was nobody’s business, you hugged that friend right after they...

How-To Guru: Win Back Funding

It’s been one of those long, weird weeks where the student government suddenly decides to drop all its financial support for print media on campus. To be clear, the all-knowing How-To Guru does not...

How-To Guru: Defeat the Aliens

While looking at the starry sky a fortnight ago, some of us were treated to an extra special streak of lights. The official story shepherded us into believing this event was the work of...

How-To Guru: Be a Good Role Model

Emerging from a long and cold winter of 60-degree days and almost monthly rain, we’ve finally made it to spring, and so have high school seniors exploring their options for upcoming years. As these...

How-to Guru: Be An Effective Voter

If there’s one thing every UCSD student was preoccupied with over the last week, it was voting for candidates in the A.S. Election. Yes, the yearly campaigns stormed the school: On Library Walk, on...

How-To Guru: Surviving El Nino

This is it folks. This year’s Monster El Niño has finally hit! The incessant ringing of flash flood and tornado warnings on everyone’s phones are causing panic and chaos all over Southern California. Branches...